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Now that We’re Here Colonizing Mars I Really Want to Go Back to Earth
Oh Look, Another Goddamn Think Piece
Breaking News: Asteroid to Hit Earth Right in the G-Spot
White Paper: Everyone’s Horny for Digital Transformation
10 or so Reasons Why the United States of America is God’s Personal Favorite Nation
Someone Get this Evil Horse Out of My Bathroom
This Post is Shockingly Viral (According to Science)
Your Doctor May Advise You to Just Fucking Move to Europe
This Brand Survey Could Take You to Space!
I Love this True-Crime Podcast, But I'm Starting to Think I Might Be the Murderer
Sorry Melissa, I Did Not Realize that I, an Android, Could Even Get Whiskey Dick
This Kids Show About American Folk Heroes is Gonna Be Great
I’m Thomas the Tank Engine and I Demand You Stop Making Train Porn
These Emails About My Free Trial are Far More Disturbing than Anticipated
How to Build an Audience (Using Materials You Already Have at Home)
What Kind of Backpacker Are You?
How NOT to go Hiking During the Summer in Phoenix
the REAL causes of “climate change” (it’s not us)
Hey it’s Me, Jesus from the Bible!
An Open Letter to Crank Engineers Working on Flying Cars
Crossing the Grand Canyon in 93,458 Easy Steps
13 Things to do with the Broken Chip Crumbs at the Bottom of the Bag
Slappin’ the Salami (The Musical)
Add Two of these Killer Lines to Your LinkedIn Bio and Get Hired Instantly
7 Helpful(?) Tips for Managing Your Drinking in the PostPan
Oh Yeah Well the Sky IS Blue, Assholes
I learned to love spicy foods because I am a show off
Turns Out, Not Everyone Likes Turtles