ABOUT MORE EMAILS!

Let’s be clear: If you sign up for More Emails we’re going to send you More Emails. Every week. Forever.

But! Unlike other emails, these emails are LIVELY and FUN and sometimes pretty damn hilarious.

Like this (super true) story about the time I gave my kids a time machine and they accidently caused the end of civilization: https://www.moreemails.com/p/i-gave-my-kids-a-time-machine

Or this (actually true) story about the time I went on a church trip and sang a song about masterbating because I didn’t know what some words meant: https://www.moreemails.com/p/slappin-the-salami-the-musical

And there’s plenty more where that came from, which is why you should subscribe.

I’m Not Sold Yet.

Ok. Well, here’s what I think:

I think we all need some escapist humor in our lives. More Emails is a brief escape from real life. That’s what’s on offer here.

When you subscribe to More Emails you get jokes and parodies, ridiculous listicles, true stories, half true stories, and entirely made up stories. And all of those things, every email we send, is a break from the mundane.

More Emails is like a loud fart during a prayer at church.

It’s like a baboon at a business meeting.

It’s like pizza day in elementary school.

More Emails is a bottle of joy bobbing along in the vast sea of ads and meeting invites and Nigerian scams that’s spilling out of your inbox.

So:

Hold On. Who Writes This Shit?

Someday we’ll probably include some other writers, but for now it’s just one guy.

That guy is Jason Carr, and he lives in the sun-blasted desert of Phoenix, Arizona (and he loves it there). He’s a father of two boys, feeder of two dogs, a hiker and backpacker, and a pretty big nerd. He makes his living writing words for websites. And emails!

He used to be Mormon. Now his religious affiliation seems to be Drunken Party Beast.

Here’s what’s really important about this guy: He is, at the core of his being, absolutely determined to make everyone laugh.

So please,