This place fucking sucks.
I'm sure you have a totally legitimate reason.

November 2021

Your brain needs these thoughts from my brain.
And no one knows what's going to happen when it does.
We know you want it.
Suck it other countries!
Really not sure how this horse got into my bathroom (or my house for that matter) but it’s in there and it is undeniably evil.

October 2021

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And other places that people like to go, like cool parties at big mansions.
The similarities are somewhat distressing.

September 2021

That's really not supposed to be a thing for us.