More Emails!

Now that We’re Here Colonizing Mars I Really Want to Go Back to Earth

This place fucking sucks.

Dec 27, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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Why are you buying crypto?

I'm sure you have a totally legitimate reason.

Dec 6, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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November 2021

Oh Look, Another Goddamn Think Piece

Your brain needs these thoughts from my brain.

Nov 29, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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Breaking News: Asteroid to Hit Earth Right in the G-Spot

And no one knows what's going to happen when it does.

Nov 22, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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White Paper: Everyone’s Horny for Digital Transformation

We know you want it.

Nov 15, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

10 or so Reasons Why the United States of America is God’s Personal Favorite Nation

Suck it other countries!

Nov 8, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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Someone Get this Evil Horse Out of My Bathroom

Really not sure how this horse got into my bathroom (or my house for that matter) but it’s in there and it is undeniably evil.

Nov 1, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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October 2021

This Post is Shockingly Viral (According to Science)

Read this to learn 7 powerful secrets known only to top-performing, neuroscientist, astronaut, ex-navy seal, football stars.

Oct 25, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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Your Doctor May Advise You to Just Fucking Move to Europe

Cost-saving solutions from the best healthcare system on Earth.

Oct 18, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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This Brand Survey Could Take You to Space!

And other places that people like to go, like cool parties at big mansions.

Oct 11, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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I Love this True-Crime Podcast, But I'm Starting to Think I Might Be the Murderer

The similarities are somewhat distressing.

Oct 4, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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September 2021

Sorry Melissa, I Did Not Realize that I, an Android, Could Even Get Whiskey Dick

That's really not supposed to be a thing for us.

Sep 27, 2021 • 

Jason Carr

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