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There is no fulfillment in life but for the successful execution of operational goals.
Every morning I beg the Gods of this Earth to increase our KPIs.
I use a bulldozer to physically push innovation through all obstacles.
People remember my marketing slogans long after they’ve forgotten their own children.
I am like a fire hose of Red Bull blasted all over our key initiatives.
I once created a jingle so catchy God had to erase it from human memory.
My blood is espresso.
I wear a hat that says “Relentless”. I have a tattoo on my forehead that says “Still relentless” in case I am not wearing my hat.
10x is not enough x.
I stand for every meeting because every meeting deserves complete commitment.
All work and no play makes me SUCCESSFUL. Plenty of time for fun in the afterlife, that’s what I always say.
When girl scouts come over to my house they end up buying MY cookies.
Every morning I squeeze a drop of blood into my coffee to renew my vow to Uphold The Brand.
I am deliberately homeless so I can spend more time in the office.
I require a secondary cooling system for my workstation because my hustle generates so much heat.
For my annual vacation, I glance at a picture of the beach.
My mantra is simple: “Life is love and love is business.”