White Paper: Everyone’s Horny for Digital Transformation

We know you want it.

We know you want it: Digital Transformation.

So hot. So sexy. So tempting. You’re thirsty for it.

You’ve been deep into Forrester’s research. Now you want to get way up in that Gartner Magic Quadrant.

Well babe, now’s the time to step on the gas, rev the engine, and open that kimono.

Once your transformation to digital is complete the possibilities are endless.

Let’s set the mood. Photo by Andras Vas.

You know your whole IT department is obsessed with it. Your CIO can’t stop talking about it. He’s always dropping hints, even at the all-hands meetings. Just putting it out there in front of everyone. We can only imagine what’s on his hard drive.

We know that you’re dying to do some business. We can do business anywhere. That’s the beauty of this digital world. If you can dream it, we can do it.

You want a private cloud? Sure thing, honey.

Or would you like to come over to our cloud? One-click deployment, baby.

Or maybe we could partner up for a little hybrid cloud business? How does that sound? Maybe a little multi-could situation would be more to your liking.

Or perhaps…perhaps you’re into some old-school, on-prem business, hmmm? Think about it: Massive server racks. Tight dongles. Thick fiber optic bundles throbbing with heavy data loads. Feels like it’s getting hot in here. Gonna have to upgrade those cooling towers again.

No matter your preference, we’ve got all the right connections. We’ll transform your business in ways you’ve never even imagined.

Why don’t you come out to our conference in Vegas? Drain your IT budget into hot young startups.

It’s the biggest event of the year for people who are into DT. People like you. People like us. All the biggest players will be there, and you know they’re well equipped to provide the servicing you need. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet someone. Someone exciting. Someone expensive…

When it comes to digital, it doesn’t matter what you’re into ‘cause we’ve got it all. Digital transformation. Cloud business. Immutable infrastructure. All tied up with the blockchain.

You know our APIs are incredibly flexible, and our service model dominates the industry. You’ve always wanted to partner up with a dominant player. Now’s your chance.

Don’t worry, everything is completely secure and private. What are you waiting for big shot? Let’s get things growing. It’s transformation time.