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Now that We’re Here Colonizing Mars I Really Want to Go Back to Earth
This place fucking sucks.
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Jason Carr
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Why are you buying crypto?
I'm sure you have a totally legitimate reason.
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Jason Carr
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November 2021

Oh Look, Another Goddamn Think Piece
Your brain needs these thoughts from my brain.
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Jason Carr
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Breaking News: Asteroid to Hit Earth Right in the G-Spot
And no one knows what's going to happen when it does.
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Jason Carr
White Paper: Everyone’s Horny for Digital Transformation
We know you want it.
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Jason Carr
10 or so Reasons Why the United States of America is God’s Personal Favorite Nation
Suck it other countries!
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Jason Carr
Someone Get this Evil Horse Out of My Bathroom
Really not sure how this horse got into my bathroom (or my house for that matter) but it’s in there and it is undeniably evil.
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Jason Carr
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October 2021

This Post is Shockingly Viral (According to Science)
Read this to learn 7 powerful secrets known only to top-performing, neuroscientist, astronaut, ex-navy seal, football stars.
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Jason Carr
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Your Doctor May Advise You to Just Fucking Move to Europe
Cost-saving solutions from the best healthcare system on Earth.
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Jason Carr
This Brand Survey Could Take You to Space!
And other places that people like to go, like cool parties at big mansions.
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Jason Carr
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I Love this True-Crime Podcast, But I'm Starting to Think I Might Be the Murderer
The similarities are somewhat distressing.
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Jason Carr

September 2021

Sorry Melissa, I Did Not Realize that I, an Android, Could Even Get Whiskey Dick
That's really not supposed to be a thing for us.
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Jason Carr
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